I recently, thanks to Dooce, stumbled across another great blog in the blog-o-sphere, called Flotsam. Flotsam is a brilliant blog, very well written. The authoress, Alexa, is riotously funny and has a wonderful insight to everyday life. I suggest you go to her blog if you need a little pick-me-up in the form of hilarity.
She has a little nine month old daughter, whom she obviously adores, because Alexa makes up verses to the normally hum drum kiddie song 'Oh I wish I were a little bar of soap'. Her new verses are even better than the original song! So on one of her latest posts, she challenged her readers to make up more verses to the song. And from there, the comment section practically EXPLODED with their creative, quirky rhymes. I am going to post all of them, because these ladies are way clever.
Disclaimer: I am not trying to steal anyone's thunder! I just thought it would be cool to have all the verses in one printable place.
(If I have failed to list all of them, if you notice yours wasn't on here, I sincerely apologize, I tried to get them all but I might have missed a few. Please let me know and I will edit this post to reflect the changes.)
Oh I wish I were a little platypus
Yes I wish I were a little platypus
I'd go nuzzle nuzzle nuzzle, and zoologists would puzzle
Oh I wish I were a little platypus
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito,
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito,
I'd go bitey, bitey, bitey under everybody's nightie,
Oh, I wish I were a little mosquito
Oh I wish I were a little Loch Ness monster
Yes I wish I were a little Loch Ness monster
I'd go tee-hee, tee-hee, tee-hee while everybody looked for me
Oh I wish I were a little Loch Ness monster
Oh I wish I were a little kitty cat
Yes I wish I were a little kitty cat
I'd ignore my loving fans, 'til I need them to open a can
Yes I wish I were a little kitty cat
Oh I wish I were a little 'rangutan
Yes I wish I were a little 'rangutan
I'd fling my corny poo while everyone screams "Ew!"
Yes I wish I were a little 'rangutan
I wish I were a little Lion Cub
Oh I wish I were a little Lion Cub
I'd go growly, growly, growly,
(But it sounds a lot like "meow-y!")
Oh I wish I were a little Lion Cub
I wish I were a little Kakapo
Oh I wish I were a little Kakapo
I'd go boom-y, boom-y, boom-y
to find myself a roomie
Oh I wish I were a little Kakapo
I wish I were a little Kakapo
Yes I wish I were a little Kakapo
I'd go skraarky, skraarky, skraarky
so you could find me in the dark-y
Oh I wish I were a little Kakapo
Oh I wish I was a little walrus pup.
Yes I wish a were a little walrus pup.
I'd go glubba-glubba-glub, til my mom shifted her chub.
Oh I wish I were a little walrus pup
Oh I wish I were a little baby deverish
Yes I wish I were a little baby deverish
I’d go whirly whirly whirly with every boy and girly
Oh I wish I were a little baby deverish
Oh I wish I were a little kitty cat
Yes I wish I were a little kitty cat
I wouldn’t say a word, and then I’d bring for you a bird
Oh I wish I were a little kitty cat
Oh I wish I were an existentialist
Yes I wish I were an existentialist
I’d go sulking all around, then say something profound
Oh I wish I were an existentialist
Oh I wish I were a little lump of dough
Yes I wish I were a little lump of dough
You could turn me into bread, or just pinch my cheeks instead
Oh I wish I were a little lump of dough
Oh I wish I were a little Christmas tree
Yes I wish I were a little Christmas tree
You could hang on me a pickle, with my needles I would tickle
Oh I wish I were a little Christmas tree
Oh I wish I were a little toothy beaver
Yes I wish I were a little toothy beaver
I’d go chewing right through wood, then I’d chew you if I could
Yes I wish I were a little toothy beaver
Oh I wish I were a little Bactrian,
Yes, I wish I were a little Bactrian,
You’d go bumpy, bumpy, bumpy
On my little camel humpy,
Oh I wish I were a little Bactrian
Oh I wish I was a spiky lil’ hedgehog,
Yes I wish I was a spiky lil’ hedgehog,
I’d go puffle, puffle, puffle, then I’d hide from all kerfuffle,
Oh I wish I was a spiky lil’ hedgehog.
Oh I wish I was a lil’ horseshoe crab,
Yes I wish I was a lil’ horseshoe crab,
I’d make everybody wary ’cause I’d look a little scary,
Oh I wish I was a lil’ horseshoe crab
Oh I wish I was a little elephant,
Yes I wish I was a little elephant,
I’d use my trunky-trunky-trunky just to pick you out a monkey,
Oh I wish I was a little elephant
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy pony,
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy pony,
I’d go neigh-y, neigh-y, neigh-y, then they’d feed me some more hay-y,
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy pony
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse,
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse,
I’d go scamper, scamper, scamper, till you jumped upon your hamper,
Oh I wish I were a little bitty mouse
Oh I wish I were a little stripey snake
Oh I wish I were a little stripey snake
I’d go slither, slither, slither till you were all in a dither
Oh I wish I were a little stripey snake
Oh I wish I were a little sea horsey
Yes I wish I were a little sea horsey
I’d go canter, canter, canter, and make high falutin’ banter
Oh I wish I were a little sea horsey
Oh I wish I were a little scrappy pup
Yes I wish I were a little scrappy pup
I’d be so very tiny, but I’d still bite you in the hiney
Oh I wish I were a little scrappy pup
Oh I wish I were a hippopotamus
Yes I wish I were a hippopotamus
I would wallow, wallow, wallow where the river’s nice and shallow
Oh I wish I were a hippopotamus
Oh I wish I were a little bumble bee.
Oh I wish I were a little bumble bee.
I’d go buzzy buzzy bizzy
Until everybody’s dizzy
Oh I wish I were a little bumble bee
Oh, I wish I were a fruit fly.
Yes, I wish I were a fruit fly.
I could never make you cry,
I would go ever so high
oh, I wish I were a fruit fly
Oh, I wish I were a little weenie dog.
Yes, I wish I were a little weenie dog.
I’d go scooty, scooty, scooty as I dragged my little booty.
Oh, I wish I were a little weenie dog
Oh, I wish I were a little sleepy sloth,
Yes, I wish I were a little sleepy sloth.
I’d go snoozy, snoozy, snoozy; wakin’ up is such a doozy!
Oh, I wish I were a little sleepy sloth.
Oh I wish I were a little snapping turtle
Yes I wish I were a little snapping turtle
I’d go bite-y bite-y bite-y and I’d give you quite a fright-y
Oh I wish I were a little snapping turtle
Oh I wish I were a shiny scaly dragon
Yes I wish I were a shiny scaly dragon
If you filled me full of ire I’d singe you with my fire
Oh I wish I were a shiny scaly dragon
Oh I wish I were a little chimpanzee
Yes I wish I were a little chimpanzee
You and I would love to play and we’d share lots of DNA
Oh I wish I were a little chimpanzee
Oh I wish I were a little crocodile
Oh I wish I were a little crocodile
I would lurk around a while
then I’d chomp you up in style
Oh I wish I were a little crocodile!
Oh I wish I were a little water snake
Oh I wish I were a little water snake
I would lay beneath the water
then I’d nip you in your trotter
Oh I wish I were a little water snake!
Oh I wish I were a little fluffy skunk
Oh I wish I were a little fluffy skunk
I’d have a stripe right down my back
all dressed up in white and black
Oh I wish I were a little fluffy skunk
Oh I wish I were a little ocean oyster
Oh I wish I were a little ocean oyster
I’d surprise you with my pearl
and then you’d treat me like a girl
Oh I wish I were a little ocean oyster!
Oh I wish I were a little sly raccoon
Oh I wish I were a little sly raccoon
you might think I’m kinda shifty
but I’m really pretty thrifty
Oh I wish I were a little sly raccoon
Oh, I wish I were a little puppy dog
Yes, I with I were a little puppy dog
I’d go barky, barky, barky when you take me to the parky,
Oh, I wish I were a little puppy dog
Oh I wish I were a Spanish galleon
Yes I wish I were a Spanish galleon
My cannons roar and thunder as the colonies I plunder
Oh I wish I were a Spanish galleon
Oh I wish I were a little raindrop
Yes I wish I were a little rain drop
I’d go plinky plunky plinky as i give the trees a drink-y
Oh I wish I were a little raindrop
Oh I wish I were a star up in the sky
Yes I wish I were a star up in the sky
I would sparkle and I’d glow on the earth so far below
Yes I wish I were a star up in the sky
Oh I wish I were a little sheepy-dog
Oh I wish I were a little sheepy-dog
I’d cause drama drama drama when I sink my teeth in Farmer
Oh I wish I were a little sheepy-dog.
Oh I wish I were a fat and lazy hound
Oh I wish I were a fat and lazy hound
I’d go farty farty farty every time you have a party
Oh I wish I were a fat and lazy hound
Oh I wish I were a little squawky hen
Oh I wish I were a little squawky hen
I’d go clucky clucky clucky when my biggest eggs get stuck-y
Oh I wish I were a little squawky hen
Oh I wish I were a big old grumpy goose
Oh I wish I were a big old grumpy goose
I’d go honky honky honky and my waddle’s awful wonky
Oh I wish I were a big old grumpy goose
Oh I wish I were a little nematode
Oh I wish I were a little nematode
I’d go slither slither slither till I wound up in your liver
Oh I wish I were a little nematode
Oh, I wish I were a little furry moth,
Yes, I wish I were a little furry moth,
I’d go snacka-snacka-snacka,
On your favoritest alpaca,
Oh, I wish I were a little furry moth
oh I wish I were my baby’s little hands
oh I wish I were my baby’s little hands
I’d go lovey lovey lovey
with my grubby grubby grubbies
Oh I wish I were my baby’s little hands
Oh I wish I were my Sophie’s brown eyes
Oh I wish I were my Sophie’s brown eyes
I’d go peepy peepy peepy
Till I fell right off to sleepy
Oh I wish I were my Sophie’s brown eyes
Oh I wish I were a deadly Cockatrice
Oh I wish I were a deadly Cockatrice
I’d go looky looky looky
and make you feel all ook-y
Oh I wish I were a deadly Cockatrice
Oh I wish I were a slimy Basilisk
Oh I wish I were a slimy Basilisk
I’d go breathy breathy breathy
you’d expire something easy!
Oh I wish I were a slimy Basilisk
Oh I wish I were a little flying bat
Oh I wish I were a little flying bat
I would dive and I would hover
Make you scream and run for cover
Oh I wish I were a little flying bat
Oh I wish I were a little plucky guitar
Yes I wish I were a little plucky guitar
I'd go strummy strummy strummy,
and rest against your tummy
Oh I wish I were a little plucky guitar
Oh I wish I were a little CamelBak
Yes I wish I were a little CamelBak
I'd drip water water water,
to make you feel less hot-er
Oh I wish I were a little CamelBak
Oh I wish I were a little children's book
Yes I wish I were a little children's book
My pages go flippy flippy flippy
Your baby in drool would dip me
Oh I wish I were a little children's book
Oh I wish I were a little swinging door
Yes I wish I were a little swinging door
I'd go squeaky squeaky squeaky
And hit your bottom cheeky
Oh I wish I were a little swinging door
Oh I wish I were a little teapot
Yes I wish I were a little teapot
I'd go whistle whistle whistle
While my steam becomes a missile
Oh I wish I were a little teapot
Oh I wish I were a baby Okapi
Yes I wish I were a baby Okapi
You better come and hurry
to see me in Ituri
Oh I wish I were a baby Okapi
Oh I wish I were a little Medusa
Oh I wish I were a little Medusa
I would think it no great shakes
that my hair was made of snakes
Oh I wish I were a little Medusa
Oh I wish I were a little Camel Spider
Yes I wish I were a little Camel Spider
I'd go scuttle scuttle scuttle
And make you scream and huddle
Oh I wish I were a little Camel Spider
Oh I wish I were a little rooster chick
Yes I wish I were a little rooster chick
I'd run by you in a blur
And stick you with my spur
Oh I wish I were a little rooster chick
Oh I wish I were a little greedy colt
Yes I wish I were a little greedy colt
To satisfy my hungry tummy
for a treat, with you I'd get chummy
Oh I wish I were a little greedy colt
Oh I wish I were a little Orchid flower
Yes I wish I were a little Orchid flower
I’d go blossum, blossum, blossum
For nothin’ would you toss ‘em!
Oh I wish I were a little Orchid flower
Oh I wish I were a little Catydid
Yes I wish I were a little Catydid
On leaves I’d amble amble amble
And with the Ants I’d gamble
Oh I wish I were a little Catydid
Oh, I wish I were a little owly owl
Oh, I wish I were a little owly owl
I’d go hooty, hooty, hooty and then I’d bite you on the booty
Oh, I wish I were a little owly owl.
Oh I wish I were a slender crocodile
Yes I wish I were a slender crocodile
I would smile and smile and smile as I floated down the sparkling Nile
Oh I wish I were a slender crocodile
Oh I wish I were a furry lagomorph
Yes I wish I were a furry lagomorph
I’d nibble and gnaw all day just to keep my incisors at bay
Oh I wish I were a furry lagomorph
Oh I wish I were a chubby manatee
Yes I wish I were a chubby manatee
I could charm drunken, lonely seamen and leave them all day-dreamin’
Oh I wish I were a chubby manatee
Oh I wish I were a flippered platypus
Yes I wish I were a flippered platypus
I’d make taxonomists wonder ’bout the “mammal” from Down Under
Oh I wish I were a flippered platypus
Oh I wish I were a little unicorn
Yes I wish I were a little unicorn
I'd dance and caper so lightly
You'd think me purely sprightly!
Oh I wish I were a little unicorn
Oh I wish I were a little tree frog
Yes I wish I were a little tree frog
My brilliant colors like berries boyson
But please be careful of my poison!
Oh I wish I were a little tree frog
I wish I were a little horny toad
Yes I wish I were a little horny toad
With me everyone would sport
‘Till I gave you all a wart!
Oh I wish I were a little horny toad
Oh I wish I were a yummy cherry pie
Yes I wish I were a yummy cherry pie
I’d be gooey gooey gooey
As for calories, oh phooey!
Oh I wish I were a yummy cherry pie
Oh I wish I were a hungry crocodile
Yes I wish I were a hungry crocodile
I’d go snappy, snappy, snappy,
then I’d eat your great grand pappy!
Oh I wish I were a hungry crocodile
Oh I wish I were a little angel fish
Yes I wish I were a little angel fish
I would swim around in space,
and make a fishy face
Oh I wish I were a little angel fish
Oh I wish I were a silly vampire bat
Oh I wish I were a silly vampire bat
I would want to suck your blood,
but only if you were a bug
Oh I wish I were a silly vampire bat
Oh I wish I were a big polar bear
Yes I wish I were a big polar bear
I would rub my butt on ice,
because, of course, it feels so nice
Oh I wish I were a big polar bear.
Oh I wish I were a little pair of eyes
Oh I wish I were a little pair of eyes
I’d go blinky, blinky, blinky
then I’d winky, winky, winky
Oh I wish I were a little pair of eyes
Oh I wish I were a little pair of hands
Oh I wish I were a little pair of hands
I’d go clappy, clappy, clappy
It would make me very happy
Oh I wish I were a little pair of hands
Oh I wish I were a little comfy coat
Oh I wish I were a little comfy coat
I’d go huggy, huggy, huggy,
then you’d be all warm and snuggy
Oh I wish I were a little comfy coat
Oh I wish I were a little corny pun
Oh I wish I were a little corny pun
I’d make everybody groan
in a lovely baritone
Oh I wish I were a little corny pun
Oh I wish I were a little deadly bacterium
Yes I wish I were a little deadly bacterium
I’d go splittie splittie splittie and I’d colonise your city
Yes I wish I were a little deadly bacterium.
Oh I wish I were a little elephant
Yes I wish I were a little elephant
I’d have tusks all creamy yellow
and they’d festoon your piano (<- look: assonance)
Yes I wish I were a little elephant.
Oh I wish I were a little lolcat kitteh
Yes I wish I were a little cute lolcat
I’d go nomnom on a pie and be captioned kthxbai
Oh I wish I were a little lolcat kitteh.
Oh I wish I were a little angry lolrus
Yes I wish I were a little angry lolrus
I’d go fuckit fuckit fuckit
Why did they steals mah bukkit?
Oh I wish I were a little angry lolrus.
Oh I wish I were a little snarky blogger
Yes I wish I were a little snarky blogger
I’d go linky linky linky posting recipes for drinkies
Oh I wish I were a little snarky blogger
Oh, I wish I were a baby without gas,
Yes, I wish I were a baby without gas
I’d sleep wherever I did lie,
And my mommy wouldn’t cry,
Oh, I wish I were a baby without gas
Oh, I wish I were a little platypus,
Yes, I wish I were a little platypus.
I would paddle in my stream
and be a happy monotreme,
Oh, I wish I were a little platypus!
Oh, I wish I were a little whale of blue,
Yes, I wish I were a little whale of blue.
I would swim around the ocean,
anywhere I got the notion,
Oh, I wish I were a little whale of blue!
Oh, I wish I wish I were a little killer bee,
Yes, I wish I were a little killer bee.
I would sting someone and then
they would need an Epi-pen,
Oh, I wish I were a little killer bee!
Oh I wish I were a little baby rat
Yes I wish I were a little baby rat
I’d go squeak-y squeak-y squeak-y and the ladies would scream eeek!-y
Oh I wish I were a little baby rat
Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed tiger
Yes I wish I were a little strip-ed tiger
I’d go growl-y growl-y growl-y while I was on the prowl-y
Oh I wish I were a little strip-ed tiger
Oh I wish I were a tiny little crab
Yes I wish I were a tiny little crab
I’d go pinch-y pinch-y pinch-y up and down your every inch-y
Oh I wish I were a tiny little crab
Oh I wish I were a little baby starfish
Yes I wish I were a little baby starfish
If I came to any harm I’d just grow another arm
Oh I wish I were a little baby starfish
and finally, from the disgruntled grad student:
Oh I wish I were a lowly ABD
Yes I wish I were a lowly ABD
They can screw me every day and I ain’t got any say
Oh I wish I were a lowly ABD
Oh, I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
Yes, I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
I’d go spiny, spiny, spiny, don’t you dare get near my heiney,
Oh I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
Oh. I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
Yes, I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
I’d go quill-y, quill-y, quill-y, til I heard you scream so shrill-y,
Oh I wish I were a tiny porcupine-y.
Oh I wish I were a little John McCain
Oh I wish I were a little John McCain
I’d say tsk tsk tsk when you say mom’s health’s at risk
Oh I wish I were a little John McCain.
Oh I wish I were a little Sarah Palin.
Oh I wish I were a little Sarah Palin.
I’d say you have to marry when you pop my daughter’s *ahem* cherry.
Oh I wish I were a little Sarah Palin
Oh I wish I were a little artist’s brush.
Oh I wish I were a little artist’s brush.
My work would never cease till I’ve made a masterpiece.
Oh I wish I were a little artist’s brush
Oh I wish I were a little killer whale
Yes, I wish I were a little killer whale
I’d smack you with my dorsal, you tasty little morsel,
Oh I wish I were a little killer whale
Oh I wish I were a fearsome great white shark
Yes I wish I were a fearsome great white shark
I’d snack on squid and seals galore (and maybe a surfer or four!)
Oh I wish I were a fearsome great white shark
Oh I wish I were a surly little llama
Yes I wish I were a surly little llama
I’d go spitty, spitty, spitty on your clothes–oh what a pity!
Oh I wish I were a surly little llama
Oh I wish I were a fuzzy galago
Yes I wish I were a fuzzy galago
By night my eyes would glow, glow, glow as along tree branches I’d go
Oh I wish I were a fuzzy galago
Oh I wish I were a chirpy lorikeet
Yes I wish I were a chirpy lorikeet
I would preen, preen, preen to give my feathers a most becoming sheen
Oh I wish I were a chirpy lorikeet
Oh I wish I were a swimming cetacean
Yes I wish I were a swimming cetacean
I would frolic with all the fish and sometimes spit up ambergris
Oh I wish I were a swimming cetacean
Oh I wish I were little Hip Hip-O
Oh I wish I were a little Hip Hip-O
I’d go wadey in the river then I’d tip your boat and chomp your liver
Oh I wish I were a Hip Hip-O
Oh I wish I were a little Aye-aye
Oh I wish I were a little Aye-aye
Id pokey pokey my long finger, to eat grubs and worms for dinner
Oh I wish I were a little Aye-aye
Oh I wish I were a cheeky monkey
Oh I wish I were a cheeky monkey
I’d eat bananas and fling poopy my red butt is kinda cute-y
Oh I wish I were a cheeky monkey
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
You would find me ’round your sink,
or on the rim of your kid’s drink,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat.
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
My little wings would still be flapping,
while around me hands are clapping,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat.
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat,
‘Round bananas I would fly,
but with frost I’ll surely die,
Oh I wish I were an annoying little gnat.
Oh I wish I were a little lightning bolt,
Oh I wish I were a little lightning bolt,
I’d go zappy, zappy, zappy to the poopy in your nappy,
Oh I wish I were a little lightning bolt.
Oh I wish I were a little Julia,
Oh I wish I were a little Julia,
I’d be so pretty, pretty and iddy, iddy biddy,
Oh I wish I were a little Julia.
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy moose
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy moose
I’d lay wastey wastey wastey to your garden plants so tasty
Oh I wish I were a little fuzzy moose
Oh I wish I were a little raven bird
Yes I wish I were a little raven bird
I’d go thrashy thrashy thrashy through your biggest bag of trashy
Oh I wish I were a little raven bird
Oh I wish I were a little sledding dog
Yes I wish I were a little sledding dog
I’d go mushy mushy mushy o’er the snowy trails I’d rushy
Oh I wish I were a little sledding dog
Oh I wish I were a little ptarmigan
Yes I wish I were a little ptarmigan
I’d go flighty flighty flighty underneath the northern lighties
Oh I wish I were a little ptarmigan
Oh I wish I were a little snowshoe hare
Yes I wish I were a little snowshoe hare
I’d go hoppy hoppy hoppy with my giant feet so floppy
Oh I wish I were a little snowshoe hare
Oh I wish I were a little otter pup
Yes I wish I were a little otter pup
I’d go gambol gambol gambol for an abalone scramble
Oh I wish I were a little otter pup
Oh I wish I were a little grizzly bear
Yes I wish I were a little grizzly bear
I’d grow hairy hairy hairy when I gorged on wild berries
Oh I wish I were a little grizzly bear
Oh I wish I were a little polar bear
Yes I wish I were a little polar bear
I’d go squealy squealy squealy when I caught a chunky sealy
Oh I wish I were a little polar bear
Oh I wish I were a little sneaky fox
Yes I wish I were a little sneaky fox
I’d go runny runny runny underneath the midnight sunny
Oh I wish I were a little sneaky fox
Oh I wish I were a little caribou
Yes I wish I were a little caribou
I’d go chewy chewy chewy on the tundra lush and dewy
Oh I wish I were a little caribou
Oh I wish I were a little arctic squirrel
Oh I wish I were a little arctic squirrel
I’d go sleepy sleepy sleepy through the winter dark and deepy
Oh I wish I were a little arctic squirrel
Oh I wish I were a monkey in a tree.
Yes I wish I were a monkey in a tree.
I would chatter, chatter, chatter,then I’d eat all your bananers.
Oh I wish I were a monkey in a tree
Oh I wish I was a little English Sparrow
Oh I wish I was a little English Sparrow
I’d go sit upon the steeple and spit at all the people
Oh I wish I was a little English Sparrow
Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat
Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat
I’d go lay in the sun and answer to no one
Oh I wish I was a little kitty cat
Oh I wish I were a little barnacle
Yes I wish I were a little barnacle
I’d go grippy, grippy, grippy
Underneath a pirate ship-py
Oh I wish I were a little barnacle
Like a waterfall in slow motion, Part One
2 years ago
3 comments:
You missed off mine, which were here!
Oh I wish I were a little deadly bacterium
Yes I wish I were a little deadly bacterium
I’d go splittie splittie splittie and I’d colonise your city
Yes I wish I were a little deadly bacterium.
Oh I wish I were a little elephant
Yes I wish I were a little elephant
I’d have tusks all creamy yellow
and they’d festoon your piano (<- look: assonance)
Yes I wish I were a little elephant.
Oh I wish I were a little lolcat kitteh
Yes I wish I were a little cute lolcat
I’d go nomnom on a pie and be captioned kthxbai
Oh I wish I were a little lolcat kitteh.
Oh I wish I were a little angry lolrus
Yes I wish I were a little angry lolrus
I’d go fuckit fuckit fuckit
Why did they steals mah bukkit?
Oh I wish I were a little angry lolrus.
Oh I wish I were a little snarky blogger
Yes I wish I were a little snarky blogger
I’d go linky linky linky posting recipes for drinkies
Oh I wish I were a little snarky blogger.
Sorry! Thanks for letting nme know!!! It's fixed now.
That is the entire song that we made up!!! I believe it is way over 100 verses. It should be, like, a record or something. I got it: let us call the Guiness Book of World Records and submit this for Longest Song!
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